Wear clean panties!!!

My grandma sent me an email this evening that contained some advice at the end, so I started thinking of all the little sayings that apply to life...
Early bird gets the worm
If there is time to lean, there is time to clean (my fav back in my restaurant management days)
Smiles are contagious, catch one (also in my rest mang time-certain coworkers hated this the most)
...just to name a few.

But more I thought about "always wear clean pretty panties in case a sexy fireman has to cut your clothes off you" or however it goes. Good advice. Pretty underwear always make you feel better, I've gotten to a point in my adult mommy grossness that underwear might be the only pretty thing I put on in a day (ya'll know there is no such thing as a sexy nursing bra). They make me feel alive and attractive. Young, carefree and uncomfortable. All things that I've embraced as not common feelings.

And as I read further through these tidbits of advice I know a few applied to closely to my life that I had to share. Someday I'll share stories as why these hit home, but till then find your own inspiration...

* Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon, and some days
you're the statue!

* Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

* Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

* If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

* If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

* It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

* Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

* Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.

* The second mouse gets the cheese.

* When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

* Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

* Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.

* We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.

* A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

...and don't forget to wear pretty panties!!